{"id":2723,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2723"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","slug":"an-oklahoma-state-trooper-pulls-over-a-circus-clown-for-speeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/an-oklahoma-state-trooper-pulls-over-a-circus-clown-for-speeding\/","title":{"rendered":"An Oklahoma State Trooper pulls over a circus clown for speeding"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/boy-2028012_960_720-e1565945870556.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"151\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"28854\"><\/h2>\n<p>The trooper asks the clown, \u201cWhy were you driving so fast?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The clown says, \u201cI\u2019m headed to Tulsa for a circus show and I don\u2019t want to be late.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The trooper asks the clown, \u201cWhat do you do in the show?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m a juggler\u201d says the clown.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAlright\u201d, says the trooper, \u201cIf you juggle for me here, I won\u2019t give you a ticket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The clown says, \u201cI don\u2019t have my equipment, it got sent ahead of me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The trooper says excitedly, \u201cI\u2019ve got some flares in the back of my car.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As the clown begins juggling the flares on the side of the road, a good-old boy, drunk off his ass, pulls in behind the trooper to witness the spectacle.<\/p>\n<p>After watching for a few minutes, the drunk man then climbs into the back seat of the squad car.<\/p>\n<p>The trooper, having never seen a man arrest himself before, walks over to the man and asks, \u201cWhat are you doin, son?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The drunk man says, \u201cYou may as well take me to jail now, \u2019cause I ain\u2019t gonna pass <em>that<\/em> test.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The trooper asks the clown, \u201cWhy were you driving so fast?\u201d The clown says, \u201cI\u2019m headed to Tulsa for a circus show and I don\u2019t want to be late.\u201d The trooper asks the clown, \u201cWhat do you do in the show?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m a juggler\u201d says the clown. \u201cAlright\u201d, says the trooper, \u201cIf you juggle for<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Drunk-man-joke-An-Oklahoma-State-Trooper-pulls-over-a-circus-clown-for-speeding.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3119,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723\/revisions\/3119"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}