{"id":2731,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2731"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","slug":"four-affluent-fathers-meet-up-for-their-yearly-golf-match-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/four-affluent-fathers-meet-up-for-their-yearly-golf-match-with\/","title":{"rendered":"Four affluent fathers meet up for their yearly golf match with&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-28825\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/17-ftone-golfing-500x615-e1565804611212.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"122\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"28827\"><\/h2>\n<p>As fathers tend to do, they all start bragging about their children.<\/p>\n<p>The first father brags, \u201cMy son is a successful real estate agent!\u00a0 He\u2019s so successful, he gave a beautiful house to one of his friends for free!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second father scoffs. \u201cThat\u2019s nothing.\u00a0 My son is the most successful car salesman in the state, he recently gave a friend a Jaguar for free!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third father rolls his eyes. \u201cWell, my son is a successful businessman.\u00a0 He\u2019s so successful, he recently gave a friend a portfolio that\u2019s worth millions of dollars!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first three fathers notice the fourth father hasn\u2019t said anything yet.\u00a0 \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d They ask him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d the fourth father says, \u201cMy son recently came out to us as gay.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first three fathers begin to offer their condolences before the fourth father cuts them off.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s actually pretty great.\u00a0 His last three boyfriends have given him a beautiful new home, a brand new Jaguar, and millions of dollars in stocks!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As fathers tend to do, they all start bragging about their children. The first father brags, \u201cMy son is a successful real estate agent!\u00a0 He\u2019s so successful, he gave a beautiful house to one of his friends for free!\u201d The second father scoffs. \u201cThat\u2019s nothing.\u00a0 My son is the most successful car salesman in the<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2732,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Joke-Four-affluent-fathers-meet-up-for-their-yearly-golf-match-with-each-other.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3123,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731\/revisions\/3123"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}