{"id":765,"date":"2023-10-18T16:38:51","date_gmt":"2023-10-18T16:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=765"},"modified":"2023-10-18T16:38:51","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T16:38:51","slug":"fred-came-home-from-university-thinking-he-was-adopted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/fred-came-home-from-university-thinking-he-was-adopted\/","title":{"rendered":"Fred Came Home From University Thinking He Was Adopted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Fred-Came-Home-From-University-Thinking-He-Was-Adopted.png\" alt=\"Fred Came Home From University Thinking He Was Adopted\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Fred Came Home From University Thinking He Was Adopted<\/h3>\n<p>Fred returned from the university with tears in his eyes. \u201cMom, am I adopted?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>His mother, taken aback, quickly reassured him, \u201cNo, my dear. Why on earth would you think such a thing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fred presented his genealogy DNA test results, showing no genetic matches with any of their relatives and strong matches with a family residing on the opposite side of the city.<\/p>\n<p>Worried and confused, his mother contacted her husband. \u201cHoney, Fred has taken a DNA test, and\u2026 and\u2026 I don\u2019t know how to tell you, but he may not be our biological son.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her husband responded, \u201cWell, that\u2019s obvious!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Perplexed, she inquired, \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He chuckled and explained, \u201cIt was your idea in the first place, dear. You remember that first night in the hospital when the baby just kept screaming and crying nonstop. You asked me to change him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI must have picked a good one,\u201d he added with pride. \u201cI couldn\u2019t be prouder of Fred.\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fred Came Home From University Thinking He Was Adopted Fred returned from the university with tears in his eyes. \u201cMom, am I adopted?\u201d he asked. His mother, taken aback, quickly reassured him, \u201cNo, my dear. Why on earth would you think such a thing?\u201d Fred presented his genealogy DNA test results, showing no genetic matches [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[443,196,441,442,403,188],"class_list":["post-765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-adopted","tag-english","tag-fred-came-home","tag-thinking","tag-university","tag-visibility"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=765"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":769,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765\/revisions\/769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}