{"id":776,"date":"2023-10-18T17:26:58","date_gmt":"2023-10-18T17:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=776"},"modified":"2023-10-18T17:26:58","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T17:26:58","slug":"forrest-gump-died-and-went-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/forrest-gump-died-and-went-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Forrest Gump Died And Went To Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Forrest-Gump-Died-And-Went-To-Heaven-2.png\" alt=\"Forrest Gump Died And Went To Heaven\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"g1-mega g1-mega-1st entry-title\">Forrest Gump Died And Went To Heaven<\/h3>\n<p>As Forrest approached the gates of Heaven, Saint Peter warmly welcomed him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, Mr. Gump, you\u2019ve finally arrived. We\u2019ve been eagerly awaiting your presence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Forrest gazed at the unfamiliar scene before him, a touch uncertain. \u201cBefore I can grant you entry into Heaven, Forrest, I have three questions for you. Are you ready?\u201d Forrest nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAlright, Forrest, first question: How many seconds are there in a year?\u201d Forrest pondered for a moment before confidently replying, \u201cTwelve.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Saint Peter was taken aback. \u201cTwelve seconds in a year? Can you explain?\u201d Forrest responded, \u201cWell, there\u2019s January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, Apr-\u201d Saint Peter interrupted Forrest, saying, \u201cOkay, I suppose you\u2019re technically correct. That will suffice.\u201d Forrest cracked a smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNext, Forrest, how many days of the week start with the letter \u2018T\u2019?\u201d Forrest furrowed his brow for a moment and then replied, \u201cFour.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Saint Peter, once again surprised, asked, \u201cFour? How is that possible?\u201d Forrest met his gaze and answered, \u201cYou\u2019ve got Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.\u201d Saint Peter was left incredulous.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAlright, Forrest, last question: What is God\u2019s real name?\u201d Forrest thought about the question, a hint of sweat forming on his forehead. Then, his eyes lit up, and he declared with unwavering certainty, \u201cAndy! God\u2019s real name is Andy!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Saint Peter slammed his hands onto the podium, exclaiming, \u201cAndy? How in the world did you arrive at \u2018Andy\u2019?\u201d Forrest met Saint Peter\u2019s gaze and said, \u201cWell, just like the song says, \u2018Andy walks with, Andy talks with me-\u2018\u201d Saint Peter sheepishly looked at Forrest and said, \u201cWelcome to Heaven, Mr. Gump.\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forrest Gump Died And Went To Heaven As Forrest approached the gates of Heaven, Saint Peter warmly welcomed him. \u201cAh, Mr. Gump, you\u2019ve finally arrived. We\u2019ve been eagerly awaiting your presence.\u201d Forrest gazed at the unfamiliar scene before him, a touch uncertain. \u201cBefore I can grant you entry into Heaven, Forrest, I have three questions [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[497,500,496,502,499,501,498],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-died","tag-film","tag-forrest-gump","tag-life-story","tag-movie","tag-tom-hanks","tag-went-to-heaven"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":779,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions\/779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}