{"id":844,"date":"2023-10-22T11:11:28","date_gmt":"2023-10-22T11:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=844"},"modified":"2023-10-22T11:11:28","modified_gmt":"2023-10-22T11:11:28","slug":"a-nked-nun-in-the-convent-walked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/a-nked-nun-in-the-convent-walked\/","title":{"rendered":"A N@kEd nun in the convent walked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/A-nun-in-the-convent-walked.png\" alt=\"A N@kEd nun in the convent walked\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>A N@kEd nun in the convent walked<\/h3>\n<p>In the convent, a nun entered the bathroom while Mother Superior was showering and informed her, \u201cThere\u2019s a visually impaired man here to meet you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mother Superior, untroubled by her state of undress, responded, \u201cIf he\u2019s blind, it doesn\u2019t matter that I\u2019m in the shower. Please send him in.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blind man entered the bathroom, and Mother Superior began expressing her gratitude for his service at the convent, extending her appreciation for quite some time. After about ten minutes, the man interjected, \u201cThat\u2019s very kind, ma\u2019am, but you can get dressed now. Where should I place these window blinds?\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A N@kEd nun in the convent walked In the convent, a nun entered the bathroom while Mother Superior was showering and informed her, \u201cThere\u2019s a visually impaired man here to meet you.\u201d Mother Superior, untroubled by her state of undress, responded, \u201cIf he\u2019s blind, it doesn\u2019t matter that I\u2019m in the shower. Please send him [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[322,586,196,193,585,172,195,201,198,188,587,588,197,190],"class_list":["post-844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-connected","tag-convent","tag-english","tag-keywords","tag-naked-nun","tag-optimizing","tag-pertinent","tag-pertinent-keywords","tag-post","tag-visibility","tag-walk","tag-walked","tag-wordpress","tag-wordpress-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":848,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions\/848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}