{"id":979,"date":"2023-11-05T13:47:48","date_gmt":"2023-11-05T13:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=979"},"modified":"2023-11-05T13:47:48","modified_gmt":"2023-11-05T13:47:48","slug":"bob-went-to-a-clinic-for-a-checkup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/bob-went-to-a-clinic-for-a-checkup\/","title":{"rendered":"Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Bob<\/p>\n

Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup<\/h3>\n

The nurse instructed him to disrobe and put on a medical gown for examination by the doctor.<\/p>\n

“Right here in front of you?” he inquired, feeling bashful.<\/p>\n

The nurse replied, “No, not right in front of me. I’ve seen the human body many times.”<\/p>\n

The man responded, “Not one like mine. You’d burst into laughter at my physique.”<\/p>\n

“Rest assured, I won’t laugh,” the nurse reassured the patient. “I’m a professional, and in over twenty years, I’ve never laughed at a patient.”<\/p>\n

“Okay then,” the patient agreed, and he proceeded to lower his pants, revealing a well-built physique with the tiniest adult male organ the nurse had ever encountered.<\/p>\n

In terms of size, it closely resembled a AAA battery.<\/p>\n

Despite her best efforts to stifle it, a giggle slipped out of the nurse, and she found herself laughing at the absurdity of her own laughter.<\/p>\n

Regretting her lack of control and professionalism, she composed herself as best as she could.<\/p>\n

“I’m truly sorry,” she apologized, “I don’t know what came over me. I promise on my honor as a nurse and a lady that it won’t happen again. Now, please, tell me, what appears to be the problem?”<\/p>\n

“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.<\/p>\n

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