A taxi driver picks up a Nun. As she enters the cab, she notices the very handsome cab driver who can\u2019t seem to stop staring at her. Curious, she inquires about the reason for his gaze.<\/p>\n
He replies, \u201cI have a question to ask, but I don\u2019t want to offend you.\u201d<\/p>\n
She reassures him, \u201cMy son, you cannot offend me. When you\u2019re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I\u2019m sure that there\u2019s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.\u201d<\/p>\n
He hesitates before confessing, \u201cWell, I\u2019ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.\u201d<\/p>\n
She responds, \u201cWell, let\u2019s see what we can do about that \u2013 you have to be single, and you must be Catholic.\u201d<\/p>\n
Excitedly, the cab driver exclaims, \u201cYes, I\u2019m single and Catholic!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOK,\u201d the nun says. \u201cPull into the next alley.\u201d<\/p>\n
In the alley, the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. However, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.<\/p>\n
Concerned, the nun asks, \u201cMy dear child, why are you crying?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cForgive me, but I\u2019ve sinned. I lied, and I must confess, I\u2019m married and I\u2019m Jewish.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun says, \u201cThat\u2019s OK. My name is Steve, and I\u2019m going to a Halloween party!\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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