A woman enters a pharmacy and addresses the pharmacist, saying,<\/p>\n
“I’d like a substance that could eliminate my husband but create the illusion of a natural demise.”<\/p>\n
The pharmacist responds, “Ma’am, not only is that request beyond my ethical boundaries,<\/p>\n
but I’m obligated to notify the authorities.”<\/p>\n
The woman retrieves an item from her pocket and hands it to him.<\/p>\n
Upon inspection, the pharmacist finds a photo of her husband involved intimately with the pharmacist’s spouse.<\/p>\n
The pharmacist remarks, “Oh, you should have informed me you had a prescription.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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