{"id":1376,"date":"2024-01-04T22:45:58","date_gmt":"2024-01-04T22:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2024-01-04T22:45:58","modified_gmt":"2024-01-04T22:45:58","slug":"a-boy-comes-back-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/a-boy-comes-back-from-school\/","title":{"rendered":"A Boy Comes Back From School"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Boy Comes Back From School<\/h2>\n<p>A disappointed boy returned home from school after receiving a zero on his geography exam, specifically for being unable to answer a question about Portugal.<\/p>\n<p>Expressing his frustration, he explained to his mother, \u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question about Portugal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Curious, his mother inquired, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was about the location of Portugal,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n<p>Outraged by the seemingly unreasonable grading, she declared, \u201cThat teacher is ridiculous! I\u2019m going to contact the principal\u2019s office. Meanwhile, let\u2019s figure out where Portugal is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She consulted a map of the state but couldn\u2019t locate Portugal. Trying a map of the region yielded no better results, and even a map of the city proved unhelpful.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI swear Portugal can\u2019t be far. Our maid is from Portugal and rides her bicycle here every day,\u201d she remarked.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Boy Comes Back From School A disappointed boy returned home from school after receiving a zero on his geography exam, specifically for being unable to answer a question about Portugal. Expressing his frustration, he explained to his mother, \u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question about Portugal.\u201d Curious, his [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1379,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1111,560,1112,92,965,1110,573,1113,540,1114,564,571,574,386],"class_list":["post-1376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-main","tag-after-school","tag-boy","tag-classroom","tag-education","tag-friends","tag-homework","tag-learning","tag-lunch","tag-parents","tag-routine","tag-school","tag-student","tag-study","tag-teacher"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/A-Boy-Comes-Back-From-School.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1378,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions\/1378"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}