Late at night, an Irishman strolling home encounters a woman in the obscure shadows.<\/p>\n
“Twenty pounds,” she whispers.<\/p>\n
Paddy, having never engaged a sex worker before, thinks, “Why not? It’s only twenty pounds.”<\/p>\n
They discreetly position themselves in the bushes.<\/p>\n
After a minute of their activities, a sudden light exposes them \u2013 a Police Officer.<\/p>\n
“Allo, Allo, Allo, What\u2019s going on \u2018ere, people?” inquires the cop.<\/p>\n
“To be sure, I’m making love to me missus,” Paddy responds, sounding annoyed.<\/p>\n
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”<\/p>\n
“Well, neither did I until you shined that bloody light in her face!”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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