{"id":1526,"date":"2024-01-13T11:51:42","date_gmt":"2024-01-13T11:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2024-01-13T11:51:42","modified_gmt":"2024-01-13T11:51:42","slug":"girl-taunts-old-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/girl-taunts-old-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Girl Taunts Old Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Girl Taunts Old Man<\/h2>\n<p>As we headed downtown for a movie, an audacious young woman with spiked, multicolored hair in shades of green, purple, and orange boarded the same bus.<\/p>\n<p>Her attire comprised tattered leather scraps, bare legs, and worn-out shoes. Adorned with numerous piercings and oversized, vibrant feather earrings, she claimed the only available seat, directly across from us.<\/p>\n<p>My father arched an eyebrow, observing the unconventional passenger. Sensing his scrutiny, the punk retorted defensively, &#8220;What are you staring at, old man? Ever done anything wild in your youth?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Unfazed, my dad quipped, &#8220;Oh, in my Navy days, I once got thoroughly drunk in Singapore and had an adventurous encounter with a parrot&#8230; I thought perhaps you were my daughter.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Girl Taunts Old Man As we headed downtown for a movie, an audacious young woman with spiked, multicolored hair in shades of green, purple, and orange boarded the same bus. Her attire comprised tattered leather scraps, bare legs, and worn-out shoes. Adorned with numerous piercings and oversized, vibrant feather earrings, she claimed the only available [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1532,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-main"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Girl-Taunts-Old-Man.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1533,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions\/1533"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}