{"id":2515,"date":"2024-10-06T13:44:50","date_gmt":"2024-10-06T13:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2515"},"modified":"2024-10-07T00:50:27","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T00:50:27","slug":"clean-joke-a-policeman-catches-a-man-with-some-weed-in-his-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/clean-joke-a-policeman-catches-a-man-with-some-weed-in-his-pocket\/","title":{"rendered":"Clean Joke: A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/weed-e1568238520192.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"127\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"29042\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket.<\/h2>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!\u201d the policeman stated.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut officer, this weed isn\u2019t mine. It keeps appearing in my pocket every time I flush it down the toilet.\u201d the man replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, really? This I gotta see. If you can prove it, you\u2019re free to go!\u201d the policeman challenged.<\/p>\n<p>The man takes all the marijuana out of his pocket and puts it in the toilet. He then pulls the handle and watches it go down the drain.<\/p>\n<p>Several minutes go by and nothing happens.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, why hasn\u2019t the weed appeared back in your pocket?\u201d the policeman asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat weed?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket. \u201cYou\u2019re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!\u201d the policeman stated. \u201cBut officer, this weed isn\u2019t mine. It keeps appearing in my pocket every time I flush it down the toilet.\u201d the man replied. \u201cOh, really? This I gotta see. If<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2516,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2208,2205,362,2210,2204,663,204,2209,2206,2211,2207],"class_list":["post-2515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-arrests","tag-clean-jokes","tag-comedy","tag-crime","tag-funny-jokes","tag-humor","tag-list","tag-marijuana","tag-police-humor","tag-tags","tag-weed-humor"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Clean-Joke-A-policeman-catches-a-man-with-some-weed-in-his-pocket.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2631,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2515\/revisions\/2631"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}