{"id":2521,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2521"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","slug":"the-woman-seductively-signalled-that-he-should-bring-his-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-woman-seductively-signalled-that-he-should-bring-his-face\/","title":{"rendered":"The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-26288\">\n<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/80f045695301f701a8393395effc94b7-e1554327950833.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"106\" height=\"150\"><\/p>\n<h2>A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.<\/h2>\n<p>She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.<\/p>\n<p>The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.\u00a0 As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you the manager?\u201d she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cActually, no,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan you get him for me? I need to speak to him,\u201d she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m afraid I can\u2019t,\u201d breathed the bartender. \u201cIs there anything I can do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. I need for you to give him a message,\u201d she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender\u2019s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat should I tell him?\u201d the flustered bartender managed to stammer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTell him,\u201d she whispered, \u201cThere\u2019s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.\u00a0 As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. \u201cAre you the manager?\u201d she asked, softly stroking his face<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2522,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Funny-Joke-The-woman-seductively-signalled-that-he-should-bring-his-face-closer-to-hers.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3125,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521\/revisions\/3125"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}