{"id":2531,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2531"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"the-atheist-couldnt-believe-it-when-the-priest-and-rabbi-did-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-atheist-couldnt-believe-it-when-the-priest-and-rabbi-did-this\/","title":{"rendered":"The atheist couldn\u2019t believe it when the Priest and Rabbi did this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-31663\">\n<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Man-walking-on-water-e1592606325954.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"186\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"31664\" nopin=\"nopin\"><\/p>\n<h2>So there is a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist in a boat fishing.<\/h2>\n<p>The priest says, \u201cOh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land\u201d and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking back to the boat.<\/p>\n<p>The atheist was astounded, but before he could make sense of the situation, the rabbi says, \u201cOh Yahweh help me, I forgot my bait!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And he also steps out of the boat, and walks across the water back to the land to grab his bait, before walking back to the boat.<\/p>\n<p>The atheist was stunned, but refusing to believe in divinity of any sort or it\u2019s impact on the world, he says, \u201cYeah\u2026 I left my extra line on land\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The atheist hops out of the boat and, \u201c<em><strong>SPLASH!<\/strong><\/em>\u201c, he sinks right through to the bottom of the lake.<\/p>\n<p>After a moment the priest looks at the rabbi and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCome to think of it, we probably should have told him where the rocks were.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So there is a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist in a boat fishing. The priest says, \u201cOh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land\u201d and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking back to the boat. The atheist was astounded, but<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2532,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/JokesOfTheDay.com-Funny-Joke-The-atheist-couldnt-believe-it-when-the-Priest-and-Rabbi-did-this.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3129,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2531\/revisions\/3129"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}