{"id":2541,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2541"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"the-old-man-went-to-buy-a-gun-but-never-expected-this-to-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-old-man-went-to-buy-a-gun-but-never-expected-this-to-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"The old man went to buy a gun, but never expected this to happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-26218\">\n<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/old-man-crutches-e1592522230826.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"136\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"31625\" nopin=\"nopin\"><\/p>\n<h2>Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon.<\/h2>\n<p>So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home\/personal protection.<\/p>\n<p>When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, \u201cStrip down, facing me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.<\/p>\n<p>When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided.\u00a0 I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!<\/p>\n<p>As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.<\/p>\n<p>They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.<\/p>\n<p>I still don\u2019t think I looked that bad! I just need to wear underwear more often.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home\/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, \u201cStrip down, facing me.\u201d Making a mental note to complain to the<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/JokesOfTheDay.com-Gun-Joke-The-old-man-went-to-buy-a-gun.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2541"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3134,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions\/3134"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}