{"id":2545,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2545"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"a-cowboy-appeared-before-st-peter-at-the-pearly-gates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/a-cowboy-appeared-before-st-peter-at-the-pearly-gates\/","title":{"rendered":"A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cowboy__horse-e1585296928798.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"29968\"><\/p>\n<h2>A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.<\/h2>\n<p>\u201cHave you ever done anything of particular merit?\u201d St. Peter asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I can think of one thing,\u201d the cowboy offered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOn a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn\u2019t listen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I yelled, \u201cNow, back off or I\u2019ll kick the shit out of all of you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Saint Peter was impressed, \u201cWhen did this happen?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA couple of minutes ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. \u201cHave you ever done anything of particular merit?\u201d St. Peter asked. \u201cWell, I can think of one thing,\u201d the cowboy offered. \u201cOn a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2546,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Funny-Clean-Joke-A-cowboy-appeared-before-St.-Peter-at-the-Pearly-Gates.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3136,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2545\/revisions\/3136"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}