{"id":2551,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2551"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"the-priest-lights-a-fertility-candle-for-the-married-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-priest-lights-a-fertility-candle-for-the-married-couple\/","title":{"rendered":"The Priest Lights a Fertility Candle For The Married Couple"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/priest-e1600803814269.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"66\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"32147\" nopin=\"nopin\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Mrs. Donovan was walking down O\u2019Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.<\/h2>\n<p>The Father said, \u201cTop o\u2019 the mornin\u2019 to ye! Aren\u2019t ye Mrs. Donovan? And didn\u2019t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cAye, that ye did, Father.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Father asked, \u201cAnd be there any wee little ones yet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cNo, not yet, Father.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Father said, \u201cWell now, I\u2019m going to Rome next week and I\u2019ll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cOh, thank ye, Father\u2026\u201d they then parted ways..<\/p>\n<p>Some years later they met again.<\/p>\n<p>The Father asked, \u201cWell now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cOh, very well, Father!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The Father asked, \u201cAnd tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cOh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Father said, \u201cThat\u2019s wonderful! And how is yer loving hoosband doing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cE\u2019s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin\u2019 candle.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mrs. Donovan was walking down O\u2019Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, \u201cTop o\u2019 the mornin\u2019 to ye! Aren\u2019t ye Mrs. Donovan? And didn\u2019t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?\u201d She replied, \u201cAye, that ye did, Father.\u201d The Father asked, \u201cAnd be there any wee<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2552,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Jokesoftheday.com-Irish-Joke-The-Priest-Lights-a-Fertility-Candle-For-The-Married-Couple.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3139,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2551\/revisions\/3139"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}