{"id":2555,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2555"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","slug":"the-priest-couldnt-believe-it-when-the-drunk-man-said-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-priest-couldnt-believe-it-when-the-drunk-man-said-this\/","title":{"rendered":"The priest couldn\u2019t believe it when the drunk man said this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-26206\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/BORRACHOS-79-e1553817392718.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"159\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Father John took a seat on the A train in NYC\u2026<\/h2>\n<p>\u2026 and was disgusted to see a drunk man reading a newspaper sitting across from him.<\/p>\n<p>The dishevelled smelly man was wearing a t-shirt with a photo of a naked lady on it and he reeked of alcohol.<\/p>\n<p>The drunk stared at the priest for a few minutes and then blurted out, \u201cFather, what causes migraines and kidney stones?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The priest glared at the man and said, \u201cSpending time with loose women and drinking alcohol!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The drunk grunted and went quietly back to his newspaper.<\/p>\n<p>After a moment, the priest felt bad and said, \u201cI am sorry.\u00a0 How long have you had these issues for?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The drunk belched and replied \u201cNah, it\u2019s not me, I\u2019m fine.\u00a0 I just read in the paper that the Pope does.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Father John took a seat on the A train in NYC\u2026 \u2026 and was disgusted to see a drunk man reading a newspaper sitting across from him. The dishevelled smelly man was wearing a t-shirt with a photo of a naked lady on it and he reeked of alcohol. The drunk stared at the priest<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2556,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Funny-Joke-The-priest-couldnt-believe-it-when-the-drunk-man-said-this.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3141,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2555\/revisions\/3141"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}