{"id":2575,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2575"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","slug":"this-guy-is-shocked-to-see-another-man-peeing-with-two-streams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/this-guy-is-shocked-to-see-another-man-peeing-with-two-streams\/","title":{"rendered":"This guy is shocked to see another man peeing with two streams"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-26029\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/dreamsurinal-e1553080951848.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A man really has to pee badly.<\/h2>\n<p>He walks into the restroom of a venue and stands in front of a urinal.<\/p>\n<p>There he sees another guy peeing, but with two streams.\u00a0 He says, \u201cWhat happened to you that makes you pee like that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other guy looks up and explains, \u201cI took a bullet to the penis back in \u2018Nam.\u00a0 The doctors did all they could and I wound up with two holes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man lets it rest, but a while later sees another guy peeing with three streams.<\/p>\n<p>Again the man asks how it\u2019s possible and the guy explained, \u201cI took a bullet to the penis in Iraq.\u00a0 The doctors put it back together as best they could and now I have three streams, I count myself lucky.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man turns around and by chance sees a third guy peeing but with almost a hundred streams, making a right royal mess.\u00a0 It was going up the wall, on the floor, and all over the place.<\/p>\n<p>Bewildered, the man asks what war HE was in.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNah, it\u2019s not like that.\u00a0 My damn zipper\u2019s stuck.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man really has to pee badly. He walks into the restroom of a venue and stands in front of a urinal. There he sees another guy peeing, but with two streams.\u00a0 He says, \u201cWhat happened to you that makes you pee like that?\u201d The other guy looks up and explains, \u201cI took a bullet<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2576,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Hilarious-Joke-This-guy-is-shocked-to-see-another-man-peeing-with-two-streams.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2575"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3151,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2575\/revisions\/3151"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}