{"id":2577,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2577"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","slug":"a-doctor-puts-up-a-sign-in-front-of-his-clinic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/a-doctor-puts-up-a-sign-in-front-of-his-clinic\/","title":{"rendered":"A doctor puts up a sign in front of his Clinic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/doctor-with-money-e1599902215918.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"131\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"32132\" nopin=\"nopin\"><\/h2>\n<p>The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can\u2019t cure you, I pay you $100.<\/p>\n<p>A lawyer decides that it\u2019s his time to shine, so goes to the doctor. \u201cDoctor, I cant taste anything anymore. Please cure me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine from drawer 33.<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer takes a swig, gasps, and spits it out. The lawyer says. \u201cThis is gasoline!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere you go. $20 please.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer pays and leaves, frustrated.<\/p>\n<p>He goes back the next day, determined to succeed. \u201cDoctor, please cure my memory loss.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNurse, fetch some of the medicine from drawer 33!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo way!\u201d, the lawyer exclaims, \u201cThat\u2019s the same crap you gave me last time!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMemory fixed. $20 please.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer stomps away, displeased.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, he comes up with a foolproof strategy. \u201cDoctor, I\u2019m blind! Cure me please.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, I won\u2019t be able to cure that. Here\u2019s your $100,\u201d he says, handing the lawyer a $5 bill.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWait a second! This is $5, not $100!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBlindness cured. $20 please.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can\u2019t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it\u2019s his time to shine, so goes to the doctor. \u201cDoctor, I cant taste anything anymore. Please cure me!\u201d The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2578,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Jokesoftheday.com-Funny-Joke-A-doctor-puts-up-a-sign-in-front-of-his-Clinic.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3152,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577\/revisions\/3152"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}