{"id":2583,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:10","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2583"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:19:12","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:19:12","slug":"this-woman-is-shocked-to-find-out-she-had-twins-and-her-brother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/this-woman-is-shocked-to-find-out-she-had-twins-and-her-brother\/","title":{"rendered":"This woman is shocked to find out she had twins, and her brother&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/logo-baby-gender-predictor-e1552966446591.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"221\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after.<\/h2>\n<p>A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, \u201cWhere is my baby?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor replies, \u201cThey are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl.<\/p>\n<p>Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman looked concerned, as her brother wasn\u2019t the sharpest tool in the shed.\u00a0 \u201cOh no.\u00a0 What did he name them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe named the girl Denise,\u201d The doctor replies.<\/p>\n<p>The woman, relieved, \u201cWell, that\u2019s not so bad.\u00a0 What about the boy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDenephew.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Share via<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/this-woman-is-shocked-to-find-out-she-had-twins-and-her-brother-named-them\/#\" onclick=\"essb.toggle_less_popup(&#039;915885285&#039;); return false;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><svg style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px; padding: 5px;\" height=\"32\" viewbox=\"0 0 32 32\" width=\"32\" version=\"1.1\"><path d=\"M32,25.7c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8l-3.7,3.7c-0.5,0.5-1.1,0.8-1.9,0.8c-0.7,0-1.3-0.3-1.8-0.8L16,23.3l-7.9,7.9C7.6,31.7,7,32,6.3,32c-0.8,0-1.4-0.3-1.9-0.8l-3.7-3.7C0.3,27.1,0,26.4,0,25.7c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9L8.7,16L0.8,8C0.3,7.6,0,6.9,0,6.3c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9l3.7-3.6C4.9,0.2,5.6,0,6.3,0C7,0,7.6,0.2,8.1,0.8L16,8.7l7.9-7.9C24.4,0.2,25,0,25.7,0c0.8,0,1.4,0.2,1.9,0.8l3.7,3.6C31.7,4.9,32,5.5,32,6.3c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8L23.3,16l7.9,7.9C31.7,24.4,32,25,32,25.7z\" \/><\/svg><\/a> <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, \u201cWhere is my baby?!\u201d The doctor replies, \u201cThey are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2584,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2318,2186,809,661,629,540,2319,2320,2317],"class_list":["post-2583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-brother","tag-children","tag-family","tag-funny","tag-love","tag-parents","tag-pregnancy","tag-siblings","tag-twins"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Clean-Joke-This-woman-is-shocked-to-find-out-she-had-twins-and-her-brother-named-them.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3155,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions\/3155"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}