{"id":2649,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2649"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","slug":"the-not-so-bright-fishermen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-not-so-bright-fishermen\/","title":{"rendered":"The not-so-bright fishermen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-25900\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/467268-e1552526322584.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"274\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Two buddies are fishing, but they haven\u2019t caught anything all day.<\/h2>\n<p>Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish.<\/p>\n<p>They ask him \u201cexcuse me, but where did you get all those fish?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other fisherman replies, \u201cIf you just go down the steam until the water isn\u2019t salty, there are a ton of hungry fish.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They thank him and go on their way.<\/p>\n<p>15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other, \u201cFill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some.\u00a0 \u201cNope. Still salty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>30 minutes later, he asks him to check again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNope, still salty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One our later they check again. \u201cNope. Still salty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis isn\u2019t good,\u201d the fisherman finally says.\u00a0 \u201cWe have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know,\u201d says the other. \u201cAnd the bucket is almost empty!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two buddies are fishing, but they haven\u2019t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him \u201cexcuse me, but where did you get all those fish?\u201d The other fisherman replies, \u201cIf you just go down the steam until the water isn\u2019t salty, there are a ton<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2650,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Funny-Clean-Joke-The-not-so-bright-fishermen.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2649"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3082,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649\/revisions\/3082"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}