{"id":2651,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2651"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","slug":"%f0%9f%a4%a3-jokes-of-the-day-%f0%9f%91%89-the-canadian-mans-wife-was-lost-in-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/%f0%9f%a4%a3-jokes-of-the-day-%f0%9f%91%89-the-canadian-mans-wife-was-lost-in-a\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83e\udd23 JOKES OF THE DAY \ud83d\udc49 The Canadian man\u2019s wife was lost in a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><iframe title=\"\ud83e\udd23 JOKES OF THE DAY \ud83d\udc49 The Canadian man's wife was lost in a kayaking accident... \ud83d\ude02 Funny Jokes\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_EhtSUOfywI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd23 JOKES OF THE DAY \ud83d\udc49 The Canadian man\u2019s wife was lost in a kayaking accident\u2026 \ud83d\ude02 Funny Jokes<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udcac \ud835\ude3e\ud835\ude67\ud835\ude5a\ud835\ude56\ud835\ude69\ud835\ude5a\ud835\ude59 \ud835\ude57\ud835\ude6e \u27a1\ufe0f <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\">https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com<\/a><br \/>\n\ud83d\udcf2 \ud835\ude4e\ud835\ude6a\ud835\ude57\ud835\ude68\ud835\ude58\ud835\ude67\ud835\ude5e\ud835\ude57\ud835\ude5a \ud83d\udc4d <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/youtube.com\/@jokesofthedaycom?sub_confirmation=1\">https:\/\/youtube.com\/@jokesofthedaycom?sub_confirmation=1<\/a><br \/>\n\ud83c\udfad \ud835\ude4b\ud835\ude61\ud835\ude56\ud835\ude6e\ud835\ude61\ud835\ude5e\ud835\ude68\ud835\ude69 \ud83d\ude06 <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL4mh5mix3NMGhuCmQTiQvOGazjyk7dpYs\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL4mh5mix3NMGhuCmQTiQvOGazjyk7dpYs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2b07\ufe0f \ud835\udde7\ud835\udddb\ud835\uddd8 \ud835\udddd\ud835\udde2\ud835\uddde\ud835\uddd8 \u2b07\ufe0f<br \/>\n\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f<br \/>\nThe day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, a man from Newfoundland, Canada, opened his door to find two serious-looking Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers standing before him.<\/p>\n<p>One officer began, \u201cMr. Wilkens, we regret to inform you that we have news regarding your wife.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wilkens blurted out anxiously, \u201cTell me! Did you find her?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The officers exchanged glances.<\/p>\n<p>An officer spoke, \u201cWe have some bad news, some good news, and some fantastic news. Which would you like to hear first?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A pale Mr. Wilkens, bracing himself, responded, \u201cGive me the bad news.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The officer said, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir, but we recovered your wife\u2019s body in the bay this morning.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wilkens gasped, \u201cOh no!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After a moment, Wilkens gathered himself and asked, \u201cSo, what\u2019s the good news?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The officer explained, \u201cWell, when we brought her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and six large Dungeness crabs attached to her. 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