{"id":2653,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2653"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","slug":"the-priest-was-shocked-when-the-dying-man-said-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-priest-was-shocked-when-the-dying-man-said-this\/","title":{"rendered":"The priest was shocked when the dying man said this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/500_F_99555510_gDXPqGWjs2sQggKVL7Q2CtIu7uc3xLOU-e1552478879982.jpg\" alt =\"1\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25869\"><\/p>\n<h2>A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond.<\/h2>\n<p>Whispering firmly to the dying man, the priest said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDenounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The dying man said nothing.<\/p>\n<p>The priest repeated his order.<\/p>\n<p>Still the dying man said nothing.<\/p>\n<p>The priest asked, \u201cWhy do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The dying man said, \u201cUntil I know where I\u2019m heading, I don\u2019t think I ought to aggravate anybody.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Share via<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/the-priest-was-shocked-when-the-dying-man-said-this\/#\" onclick=\"essb.toggle_less_popup(&#039;577892898&#039;); return false;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><svg style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px; padding: 5px;\" height=\"32\" viewbox=\"0 0 32 32\" width=\"32\" version=\"1.1\"><path d=\"M32,25.7c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8l-3.7,3.7c-0.5,0.5-1.1,0.8-1.9,0.8c-0.7,0-1.3-0.3-1.8-0.8L16,23.3l-7.9,7.9C7.6,31.7,7,32,6.3,32c-0.8,0-1.4-0.3-1.9-0.8l-3.7-3.7C0.3,27.1,0,26.4,0,25.7c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9L8.7,16L0.8,8C0.3,7.6,0,6.9,0,6.3c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9l3.7-3.6C4.9,0.2,5.6,0,6.3,0C7,0,7.6,0.2,8.1,0.8L16,8.7l7.9-7.9C24.4,0.2,25,0,25.7,0c0.8,0,1.4,0.2,1.9,0.8l3.7,3.6C31.7,4.9,32,5.5,32,6.3c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8L23.3,16l7.9,7.9C31.7,24.4,32,25,32,25.7z\" \/><\/svg><\/a> <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly to the dying man, the priest said, \u201cDenounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!\u201d The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2654,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/The-priest-was-shocked-when-the-dying-man-said-this.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2653"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3084,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2653\/revisions\/3084"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}