{"id":2659,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2659"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","slug":"funny-joke-a-blonde-woman-walks-into-a-bar-and-demands-a-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/funny-joke-a-blonde-woman-walks-into-a-bar-and-demands-a-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: A blonde woman walks into a bar and demands a beer \u2013&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><iframe title=\"Funny Joke: A blonde woman walks into a bar and demands a beer - the bartender says \u201cno\u201d\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vRhSz-gzeFY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>A blonde woman walks into a bar and sat down near the front counter.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGive me a beer,\u201d she said to the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender, who was cleaning some glasses, looked at her and shook his head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh come on,\u201d the woman pleaded. \u201cAll I want is just one beer!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d the bartender said firmly. \u201cBut the answer is no.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s because I\u2019m a female isn\u2019t it?\u201d snapped the woman as she leapt to her feet. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell how dare you sir, I have the mind to report you for being sexist!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou being a woman has nothing to do with it?\u201d replied the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen, why won\u2019t you serve me?!\u201d demanded the woman.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause,\u201d the bartender said simply,\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is a Sushi bar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude05 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\udd23<br \/>\n\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f<br \/>\n\ud83c\udf1f Don\u2019t forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you LOL\u2019d! \ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n<p>Tell this joke to your friends, or SHARE it, to make them laugh, too!<\/p>\n<p>Created by <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\">https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com<\/a> \u2714\ufe0f <\/p>\n<p>Thanks for watching our joke of the day \u2013 we hope you laughed! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23 A blonde woman walks into a bar and sat down near the front counter. \u201cGive me a beer,\u201d she said to the bartender. The bartender, who was cleaning some glasses, looked at her and shook his head. \u201cOh come on,\u201d the<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2660,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/vRhSz-gzeFY\/maxresdefault.jpg?meta=og:image","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3087,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659\/revisions\/3087"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}