{"id":2661,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2661"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","slug":"in-a-survey-of-40000-jokes-over-70-countries-the-enclosed-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/in-a-survey-of-40000-jokes-over-70-countries-the-enclosed-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"In a survey of 40,000 jokes over 70 countries, the enclosed joke&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/redneck-paintball-e1592079250826.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"124\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"31408\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.<\/h2>\n<p>He doesn\u2019t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head.<\/p>\n<p>The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.<\/p>\n<p>He gasps to the operator, \u201cI think my friend is dead! What can I do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The operator, in a soothing voice, says, \u201cJust take it easy. I can help. First, let\u2019s make sure he\u2019s dead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.<\/p>\n<p>The guy\u2019s voice comes back on the line\u2026<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cOK, now what?\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Share via<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/in-a-survey-of-40000-jokes-over-70-countries-the-enclosed-joke-was-voted-funniest-joke-in-the-world\/#\" onclick=\"essb.toggle_less_popup(&#039;1661911994&#039;); return false;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><svg style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px; padding: 5px;\" height=\"32\" viewbox=\"0 0 32 32\" width=\"32\" version=\"1.1\"><path d=\"M32,25.7c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8l-3.7,3.7c-0.5,0.5-1.1,0.8-1.9,0.8c-0.7,0-1.3-0.3-1.8-0.8L16,23.3l-7.9,7.9C7.6,31.7,7,32,6.3,32c-0.8,0-1.4-0.3-1.9-0.8l-3.7-3.7C0.3,27.1,0,26.4,0,25.7c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9L8.7,16L0.8,8C0.3,7.6,0,6.9,0,6.3c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9l3.7-3.6C4.9,0.2,5.6,0,6.3,0C7,0,7.6,0.2,8.1,0.8L16,8.7l7.9-7.9C24.4,0.2,25,0,25.7,0c0.8,0,1.4,0.2,1.9,0.8l3.7,3.6C31.7,4.9,32,5.5,32,6.3c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8L23.3,16l7.9,7.9C31.7,24.4,32,25,32,25.7z\" \/><\/svg><\/a> <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn\u2019t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, \u201cI think my<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2662,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Jokesoftheday.com-In-a-survey-of-40000-jokes-over-70-countries-the-enclosed-joke-was-voted-funniest-joke-in-the-world.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2661"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3088,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661\/revisions\/3088"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}