{"id":2663,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2663"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","slug":"one-day-a-man-walked-into-a-sporting-goods-store-looking-to-buy-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/one-day-a-man-walked-into-a-sporting-goods-store-looking-to-buy-a\/","title":{"rendered":"One day a man walked into a sporting goods store looking to buy a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-25862\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/man-3273204__340-e1552469273650.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"212\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25863\"><\/h2>\n<p>The man had never been hunting before and asked the clerk if he could recommend a rifle.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yes,\u201d the clerk said. \u201cI\u2019m not a very good shot, but I\u2019ve done quite a lot of hunting in my day, even did some big game hunting with my brother in law.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To which the man responded, \u201cNo way! Did you get anything?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI sure did, we were in the African jungle when we suddenly stumbled upon a monstrous crocodile. He was a mean one too.\u00a0 With scars all over his face, this was surely one bad croc.<\/p>\n<p>My brother in law said he wanted to wrestle it and take a picture afterwards.\u00a0 So he crept right up to it, until they were face to face, nose to nose, eye to eye, tooth to tooth.<\/p>\n<p>The giant croc stretched its massive jaws preparing to take a bite out of my brother in law.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally I couldn\u2019t let that happen so I raised my rifle and shot him, shot him right between the eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAmazing\u201d, said the man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah and I had this fancy belt made after I got back to our camp.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh wow! So the belt is genuine crocodile skin?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, genuine brother in law\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The man had never been hunting before and asked the clerk if he could recommend a rifle. \u201cOh yes,\u201d the clerk said. \u201cI\u2019m not a very good shot, but I\u2019ve done quite a lot of hunting in my day, even did some big game hunting with my brother in law.\u201d To which the man responded<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2664,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/One-day-a-man-walked-into-a-sporting-goods-store-looking-to-buy-a-rifle.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3089,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663\/revisions\/3089"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}