{"id":2675,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2675"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"the-lady-is-shocked-when-her-friend-tells-her-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-lady-is-shocked-when-her-friend-tells-her-this\/","title":{"rendered":"The lady is shocked when her friend tells her this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/sdgsdf-e1552431711836.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"169\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25845\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Two older southern women recently rekindle a friendship after many, many years.<\/h2>\n<p>They decide to meet for tea and discuss their lives.<\/p>\n<p>The first older lady starts telling the second about all the wonderful things her husband has done for her over her life.\u00a0 \u201cSee this big ol\u2019 ring right here on my finger?\u00a0 My husband bought me that, because he loves me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Second lady, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>First lady, \u201cSee that big ol\u2019 nice car out there?\u00a0 My husband bought me that, because he loves me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Second lady, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>First lady pulls out her phone and starts showing the other pictures of her house.\u00a0 \u201cSee this big ol\u2019 house right here?\u00a0 My husband bought me that, because he loves me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Second lady, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>First lady, \u201cWell now, I\u2019ve been going on and on about my husband, what has yours done for you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Second lady, \u201cMy husband sent me to finishing school.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>First lady, with an incredulous tone, \u201cNow why would he do something like that?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Second lady, \u201cSo I\u2019d learn to say things like, \u2018Well, isn\u2019t that nice\u2019, instead of, \u2018What the fuck ever&#8217;\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two older southern women recently rekindle a friendship after many, many years. They decide to meet for tea and discuss their lives. The first older lady starts telling the second about all the wonderful things her husband has done for her over her life.\u00a0 \u201cSee this big ol\u2019 ring right here on my finger?\u00a0 My<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2676,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/The-lady-is-shocked-when-her-friend-tells-her-this.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3095,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675\/revisions\/3095"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}