{"id":2677,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2677"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"three-men-are-outside-heavens-gates-waiting-to-go-through-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/three-men-are-outside-heavens-gates-waiting-to-go-through-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Three men are outside Heaven\u2019s gates waiting to go through to Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-25839\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Angel-Halo-Wings-Big-Eyes-Cartoon-Person-e1552430641964.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"116\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25840\"><\/h2>\n<p>The angel at the gate tells them, \u201cDepending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner, your way across the bridge to Heaven will be decided.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first guy says, \u201cI was with my wife for 5 years and cheated thrice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The angel gives him an old model pick-up.<\/p>\n<p>The second guy says, \u201c11 years and only once.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The angel grants him a Mercedes.<\/p>\n<p>The last man says, \u201c20 years and not once, we loved each other with all our hearts.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The angel is duly impressed, and bestows upon him a gold edition Lamborghini.<\/p>\n<p>The man soon passes the other two men.<\/p>\n<p>Hours later the two men catch up to him at a diner.\u00a0 He\u2019s sitting alone at a table sobbing and muttering to himself.<\/p>\n<p>One of the men approaches him and says, \u201cI know we are dead but it could be much worse.\u00a0 Don\u2019t be upset!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy looks up and says \u201cDon\u2019t be upset?!, 30 minutes ago I passed my wife, and she was riding a skateboard!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The angel at the gate tells them, \u201cDepending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner, your way across the bridge to Heaven will be decided.\u201d The first guy says, \u201cI was with my wife for 5 years and cheated thrice.\u201d The angel gives him an old model pick-up. The second<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2678,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Three-men-are-outside-Heaven%E2%80%99s-gates-waiting-to-go-through-to-Heaven.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3096,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677\/revisions\/3096"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}