{"id":2687,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2687"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"funny-joke-when-i-went-to-the-park-today-i-saw-an-old-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/funny-joke-when-i-went-to-the-park-today-i-saw-an-old-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: When I went to the park today, I saw an old lady&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><iframe title=\"Funny Joke: When I went to the park today, I saw an old lady sitting on a park bench crying\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/79kINpDe91w?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>When I went to the park today, I saw an old lady sitting on a park bench crying.<\/p>\n<p>I asked her what was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cI have a hunky 22 year old husband at home. He rubs my back every morning, and then gets up and makes me pancakes, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I asked, \u201cWell then, why are you crying?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cHe makes my favourite lunch of soup and brownies, and then watches TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Confused, I ask again, \u201cThen why are you crying?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She goes on saying, \u201cFor dinner, he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and we go to sleep together.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I ask, \u201cThen why in the world are you crying?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replies tearfully, <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t remember where I live!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude05 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\udd23<br \/>\n\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f<br \/>\n\ud83c\udf1f Don\u2019t forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you LOL\u2019d! \ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n<p>Tell this joke to your friends, or SHARE it, to make them laugh, too!<\/p>\n<p>Created by <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\">https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com<\/a> \u2714\ufe0f <\/p>\n<p>Thanks for watching our joke of the day \u2013 we hope you laughed! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23 When I went to the park today, I saw an old lady sitting on a park bench crying. I asked her what was wrong. She replied, \u201cI have a hunky 22 year old husband at home. He rubs my back every<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2688,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/79kINpDe91w\/maxresdefault.jpg?meta=og:image","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3101,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687\/revisions\/3101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}