{"id":2715,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2715"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","slug":"dirty-joke-the-older-man-boasts-to-the-doctor-that-his-20-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/dirty-joke-the-older-man-boasts-to-the-doctor-that-his-20-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Joke: The older man boasts to the Doctor that his 20 year&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><iframe title=\"Dirty Joke: The older man boasts to the Doctor that his 20 year old bride is pregnant\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NhfrszXzl0Y?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old said, \u201cThings are great, and I\u2019ve never felt better!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you think about that, doc?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOne day he was setting off to go hunting, but being a bit absent minded, he accidentally forgot to take his ammunition.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs he neared a lake, he came across a very nice beaver frolicking at the water\u2019s edge.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBy now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, and so, he couldn\u2019t shoot the magnificent creature.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cNonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed down the sites, and yelled \u2018bang bang\u2019.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cMiraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver was slain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow, what do you think of that?\u201d asked the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>Theelder man scatched his chin thoughtfully, then said, \u201cLogic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor nodded, <\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy thoughts exactly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude05 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\udd23<br \/>\n\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f<br \/>\n\ud83c\udf1f Don\u2019t forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you LOL\u2019d! \ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n<p>Tell this joke to your friends, or SHARE it, to make them laugh, too!<\/p>\n<p>Created by <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\">https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com<\/a> \u2714\ufe0f <\/p>\n<p>Thanks for watching our joke of the day \u2013 we hope you laughed! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23 A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. 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