{"id":2725,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2725"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","slug":"st-peter-realizes-that-an-engineer-accidentally-landed-up-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/st-peter-realizes-that-an-engineer-accidentally-landed-up-in-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"St Peter realizes that an engineer accidentally landed up in hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-28847\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/kisspng-architectural-engineering-clip-art-portable-networ-seo-5be30cbdee4a04.319500191541606589976-e1565943086683.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"101\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"28848\"><\/h2>\n<h2>St. Peter conducts a census in heaven and realizes someone is missing.<\/h2>\n<p>So he goes to the computer and realizes that an engineer accidentally landed up in hell.<\/p>\n<p>He get\u2019s on the phone to the Devil.<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter: \u201cSo, Dev, we have an issue with this engineering guy Robert.\u00a0 He is supposed to be with us.\u00a0 Can you send him up?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Devil:\u00a0 \u201cBob? No way.\u00a0 Not going to.\u00a0 Since he has been down here he fixed the aircons, the plumbing and basically everything that was wrong with hell.\u00a0 We are living in paradise down here thanks to Bob.\u00a0 And at the fraction of the cost.\u00a0 Would you believe he found a way to power everything using thermodynamics?\u00a0 No way you am I sending him up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter:\u00a0 \u201cWell this is highly irregular.\u00a0 You leave me no choice.\u00a0 I will have to sue.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Devil (laughing diabolically):\u00a0 \u201cSue? Where do you suppose you\u2019ll find a lawyer?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St. Peter conducts a census in heaven and realizes someone is missing. So he goes to the computer and realizes that an engineer accidentally landed up in hell. He get\u2019s on the phone to the Devil. St. Peter: \u201cSo, Dev, we have an issue with this engineering guy Robert.\u00a0 He is supposed to be with<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2726,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Lawyer-Joke-St-Peter-realizes-that-an-engineer-accidentally-landed-up-in-hell.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3120,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2725\/revisions\/3120"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}