{"id":2733,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2733"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","slug":"the-doctor-cautiously-placed-his-ear-to-the-mans-thigh-only-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-doctor-cautiously-placed-his-ear-to-the-mans-thigh-only-to\/","title":{"rendered":"The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man\u2019s thigh only to&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/confused-doctor-e1614463329409.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"101\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"32730\" data-pin-nopin=\"nopin\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A man went to the doctor\u2026<\/h2>\n<p>He said, \u201cDoc, you gotta check my leg. Something\u2019s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you\u2019ll hear it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man\u2019s thigh only to hear, \u201cGimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on?\u201d The doctor asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor put his ear to the man\u2019s knee and heard it say, \u201cMan, I really need 10 bucks, just lend me 10 bucks!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir, I really don\u2019t know what to tell you. I\u2019ve never seen anything like this.\u201d The doctor was dumbfounded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWait Doc, that\u2019s not it. There\u2019s more, just put your ear up to my ankle,\u201d the man urged him.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, \u201cPlease, I just need 5 bucks. Lend me 5 bucks please if you can.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have no idea what to tell you,\u201d the doctor said. \u201cThere\u2019s nothing about it in my books,\u201d he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that,\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYour leg appears to be broke in three places.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to the doctor\u2026 He said, \u201cDoc, you gotta check my leg. Something\u2019s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you\u2019ll hear it!\u201d The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man\u2019s thigh only to hear, \u201cGimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.\u201d \u201cI\u2019ve never seen or heard anything like<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2734,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/The-doctor-cautiously-placed-his-ear-to-the-mans-thigh-only-to-hear-Funny-Clean-Joke-Jokesoftheday.com_.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3124,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2733\/revisions\/3124"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}