{"id":724,"date":"2023-10-16T07:28:08","date_gmt":"2023-10-16T07:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=724"},"modified":"2023-10-16T07:28:35","modified_gmt":"2023-10-16T07:28:35","slug":"the-older-man-boasts-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/the-older-man-boasts-to-the-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The<\/p>\n

The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor<\/h3>\n

A 92-year-old man visited his doctor for his yearly check-up. The doctor inquired about his well-being, and the elderly man responded, \u201cI\u2019m feeling fantastic, never better! I now have a 20-year-old wife who is expecting our child. What do you make of that, doctor?\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor pondered the question for a moment before launching into a tale. \u201cI have an elderly friend much like yourself, who\u2019s an enthusiastic hunter and never misses a hunting season. One day, as he set off for a hunting trip, he accidentally left his ammunition at home due to his forgetfulness.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAs he approached a lakeside, he noticed a delightful beaver playing by the water\u2019s edge. Realizing he had no ammo to shoot it, he improvised. He raised his beloved hunting rifle, aimed through the sights, and exclaimed, \u2018Bang, bang.'\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIncredibly, two shots resounded, and the beaver fell. Now, what\u2019s your take on that?\u201d asked the doctor.<\/p>\n

The elderly man contemplated for a moment and then said, \u201cLogically speaking, it strongly suggests that someone else had fired a couple of rounds at that beaver.\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor nodded and replied, \u201cPrecisely my thoughts.\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor A 92-year-old man visited his doctor for his yearly check-up. The doctor inquired about his well-being, and the elderly man responded, \u201cI\u2019m feeling fantastic, never better! I now have a 20-year-old wife who is expecting our child. What do you make of that, doctor?\u201d The doctor pondered the […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[375,384,382,372,374,377,380,373,381,376,378,371,379,383],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-aging","tag-aging-gracefully","tag-arrogance","tag-boasts","tag-bragging","tag-confidence","tag-consultation","tag-doctor","tag-ego","tag-health","tag-medical-advice","tag-older-man","tag-self-importance","tag-senior-citizen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":732,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions\/732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}