{"id":730,"date":"2023-10-16T07:53:36","date_gmt":"2023-10-16T07:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=730"},"modified":"2023-10-16T07:53:36","modified_gmt":"2023-10-16T07:53:36","slug":"a-ladys-brest-comes-home-from-her-doctors-appointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/a-ladys-brest-comes-home-from-her-doctors-appointment\/","title":{"rendered":"A Lady’s Bre@st Comes Home From Her Doctor\u2019s Appointment"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A Lady’s Bre@st Comes Home From Her Doctor\u2019s Appointment<\/h3>\n

A woman returns home after her doctor’s appointment, wearing a wide, joyful smile.<\/p>\n

Her husband inquires, “What’s making you so happy?”<\/p>\n

With a chuckle, she replies, “The doctor informed me that, for a forty-five-year-old woman, my breasts resemble those of an eighteen-year-old.”<\/p>\n

Amused, her husband retorts, “Well then, what did the doctor say about your forty-five-year-old rear end?”<\/p>\n

With a sly grin, she responds, “Funny thing, dear, your name never even came up in the conversation.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Lady’s Bre@st Comes Home From Her Doctor\u2019s Appointment A woman returns home after her doctor’s appointment, wearing a wide, joyful smile. Her husband inquires, “What’s making you so happy?” With a chuckle, she replies, “The doctor informed me that, for a forty-five-year-old woman, my breasts resemble those of an eighteen-year-old.” Amused, her husband retorts, […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[400,399,398,395,396,148,394,397,401],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-breast-doctor","tag-breast-examination","tag-breast-health","tag-doctors-appointment","tag-health-checkup","tag-healthcare","tag-ladys-breast","tag-medical-examination","tag-womans-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":735,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions\/735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}