{"id":881,"date":"2023-10-24T17:51:40","date_gmt":"2023-10-24T17:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=881"},"modified":"2023-10-24T17:51:40","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T17:51:40","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-were-golfing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/a-husband-and-wife-were-golfing\/","title":{"rendered":"A Husband And Wife Were Golfing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/A-Husband-And-Wife-Were-Golfing.png\" alt=\"A Husband And Wife Were Golfing\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>A Husband And Wife Were Golfing<\/h3>\n<p>While out on the golf course, a husband and wife found themselves in a unique conversation. The wife suddenly inquired, &#8220;Darling, if I were to pass away, would you ever consider marrying again?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her husband responded with, &#8220;No, my love,&#8221; to which the wife expressed her skepticism, saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m quite certain you would.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The husband, pondering for a moment, eventually replied, &#8220;Well, alright, I suppose I might.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Curiosity got the better of the wife, and she continued, &#8220;Would you let her share our bed?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her husband thought for a moment and replied, &#8220;Yes, I suppose I would.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not finished yet, the wife pressed on, asking, &#8220;Would you allow her to use my golf clubs?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The husband, with a hint of amusement, replied, &#8220;No, my dear, she&#8217;s left-handed.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Husband And Wife Were Golfing While out on the golf course, a husband and wife found themselves in a unique conversation. The wife suddenly inquired, &#8220;Darling, if I were to pass away, would you ever consider marrying again?&#8221; Her husband responded with, &#8220;No, my love,&#8221; to which the wife expressed her skepticism, saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[559,670,667,666,678,679,675,674,672,669,677,676,662,671,668,673],"class_list":["post-881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-couple","tag-funny-golf-stories","tag-golf-course","tag-golfing","tag-golfing-attire","tag-golfing-equipment","tag-golfing-etiquette","tag-golfing-for-couples","tag-golfing-humor","tag-golfing-mishaps","tag-golfing-techniques","tag-golfing-tips","tag-husband-and-wife","tag-husband-wife-relationship","tag-marriage","tag-sports-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":888,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions\/888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}