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🤣 JOKES OF THE DAY 👉 She was feeding her husband cat food for 50…

🤣 JOKES OF THE DAY 👉 She was feeding her husband cat food for 50 years… 😂 Funny Jokes

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An elderly woman arrives at the supermarket checkout line with bread, milk, peanut butter, and 21 cans of cat food. 🥖🥛🥜🐱

The cashier says, “Got a lot of cats at home?” smiling.

The woman replies, “Cats? Oh no dear! I’m allergic. These are for my husband. It’s all he will eat.” 😳

The cashier, shocked, says, “You feed him ONLY cat food? He’ll die!” 😱

The woman snaps back, “I’ve been feeding him cat food for 50 years and he’s absolutely fine, thank you very much! Mind your own business!” 😤

A week later, the same elderly woman approaches the same cashier with bread, milk, peanut butter, but no cat food.

The cashier asks, “No cat food this week?” 🤔

The woman replies, “No! My husband’s dead.” 😢

The cashier says, “I’m sorry, but I told you eating nothing but cat food would kill him.” 🙁

The woman, smirking, says, “For your information, it wasn’t the cat food,”…

“He was licking his balls and fell off the roof.” 😬😂
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