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An elderly woman arrives at the supermarket checkout line with bread, milk, peanut butter, and 21 cans of cat food. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฑ
The cashier says, โGot a lot of cats at home?โ smiling.
The woman replies, โCats? Oh no dear! Iโm allergic. These are for my husband. Itโs all he will eat.โ ๐ณ
The cashier, shocked, says, โYou feed him ONLY cat food? Heโll die!โ ๐ฑ
The woman snaps back, โIโve been feeding him cat food for 50 years and heโs absolutely fine, thank you very much! Mind your own business!โ ๐ค
A week later, the same elderly woman approaches the same cashier with bread, milk, peanut butter, but no cat food.
The cashier asks, โNo cat food this week?โ ๐ค
The woman replies, โNo! My husbandโs dead.โ ๐ข
The cashier says, โIโm sorry, but I told you eating nothing but cat food would kill him.โ ๐
The woman, smirking, says, โFor your information, it wasnโt the cat food,โโฆ
โHe was licking his balls and fell off the roof.โ ๐ฌ๐
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