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The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, a man from Newfoundland, Canada, opened his door to find two serious-looking Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers standing before him.
One officer began, โMr. Wilkens, we regret to inform you that we have news regarding your wife.โ
Wilkens blurted out anxiously, โTell me! Did you find her?โ
The officers exchanged glances.
An officer spoke, โWe have some bad news, some good news, and some fantastic news. Which would you like to hear first?โ
A pale Mr. Wilkens, bracing himself, responded, โGive me the bad news.โ
The officer said, โIโm sorry, sir, but we recovered your wifeโs body in the bay this morning.โ
Wilkens gasped, โOh no!โ
After a moment, Wilkens gathered himself and asked, โSo, whatโs the good news?โ
The officer explained, โWell, when we brought her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and six large Dungeness crabs attached to her. Weโre confident youโre entitled to a share of the catch.โ
Stunned, Wilkens asked, โIf thatโs the good news, then whatโs the fantastic news?โ
With a straight face, the officer replied,
โWeโre pulling her up again tomorrow.โ
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