A Man Was Walking Home
Late at night, an Irishman strolling home encounters a woman in the obscure shadows.
“Twenty pounds,” she whispers.
Paddy, having never engaged a sex worker before, thinks, “Why not? It’s only twenty pounds.”
They discreetly position themselves in the bushes.
After a minute of their activities, a sudden light exposes them – a Police Officer.
“Allo, Allo, Allo, What’s going on ‘ere, people?” inquires the cop.
“To be sure, I’m making love to me missus,” Paddy responds, sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
“Well, neither did I until you shined that bloody light in her face!”