Johnny Got On The Bus
A young boy named Johnny boarded the bus and took a seat next to a man engrossed in a book. Johnny couldn’t help but notice that the man had his collar on backward. Curious, Johnny inquired about the unusual attire.
The man, a priest, responded, “I am a Father.”
To this, Johnny remarked, “My dad is a father too, but he doesn’t wear his collar like that.”
The priest, now slightly perplexed, looked up and clarified, “I am the Father of many.”
Johnny countered, “Well, my dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and two grandchildren, and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!”
Growing a bit impatient, the priest declared, “I am the Father of hundreds,” and returned to his book.
After pondering for a moment, Johnny leaned over and suggested with a mischievous smile, “Maybe you should consider wearing C0ndom and putting your pants on backward instead of your collar.”