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A Soldier Approached A Nun

A Soldier Approached A Nun

A soldier approached a nun, panting and desperate. “Please, may I seek refuge under your skirt? I’ll explain later,” he pleaded. The nun agreed.

Shortly afterward, two Military Police officers rushed up and inquired, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun calmly responded, “He went that way.”

After the MPs departed, the soldier emerged from beneath her skirt, expressing gratitude. “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria.”

Understandingly, the nun replied, “I completely understand.” The soldier hesitated before saying, “I hope I’m not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

The nun retorted, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Syria either.”

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