A Woman Walks Into A Pharmacy One Day
A woman enters a pharmacy and addresses the pharmacist, saying,
“I’d like a substance that could eliminate my husband but create the illusion of a natural demise.”
The pharmacist responds, “Ma’am, not only is that request beyond my ethical boundaries,
but I’m obligated to notify the authorities.”
The woman retrieves an item from her pocket and hands it to him.
Upon inspection, the pharmacist finds a photo of her husband involved intimately with the pharmacist’s spouse.
The pharmacist remarks, “Oh, you should have informed me you had a prescription.”