A Teacher Was Asking Her Class
One day, a teacher instructed her class to incorporate the word “absolutely” into a sentence.
Janet eagerly raised her hand and confidently declared, “The sky is absolutely blue.”
However, the teacher corrected her, saying, “No, it is not always blue; sometimes it’s black or adorned with different colors.”
Undeterred, another student raised his hand and offered, “The leaves on the trees are absolutely green.”
Again, the teacher intervened, explaining, “They could exhibit different colors at various times of the year.”
Curious, Little Johnny raised his hand and inquired, “Are there lumps in farts?” The teacher replied, “No, I don’t believe so.”
To this, Little Johnny humorously exclaimed, “Well then, I absolutely just sh*t my pants!”