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Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Dave accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Carlโs wife, Kate, wasnโt wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Dave, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Dave went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Carlโs wife followed and asked, โDid you see anything that you like under there?โ
Surprised by her boldness, Dave admitted that, well, indeed he did.
She said, โWell, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.โ
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Dave confirmed that he was interested.
Kate told him that since her husband Carl played golf Friday afternoons and Dave didnโt, Dave should be at her house around 2:00 pm Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Dave showed up at Carlโs house at 2:00pm sharp, and after paying Kate the agreed sum of $500 โ they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction as agreed.
Dave quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Carl came home from golf at 6:00pm and upon arriving, asked his wife, โDid Dave come by the house this afternoon?โ
With a lump in her throat Kate answered, โWhy yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.โ
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, โAnd did he give you $500?โ
Kate, using her best poker face, replied, โWell, yes, in fact he did give me $500.โ
Carl, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, โHe came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $500 from me,โโฆ
โHe promised heโd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.โ
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