A Pretty Student Nurse
A male patient lies in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask covering his mouth and nose. A young and attractive student nurse arrives to administer a partial sponge bath.
“Murse,” he mumbles, his voice muffled by the mask.
“Are my private areas discolored?”
Feeling embarrassed, the nurse responds, “I’m sorry, Sir. I’m here to attend to your upper body and feet.”
Undeterred, he persists, “Nurse, please check. Are my private areas discolored?”
Worried that his anxiety might affect his blood pressure and heart rate, she musters the courage to uncover the truth. She pulls back the covers, lifts his gown, and holds his manhood in one hand and his privates in the other. After a careful examination, she reassures him, saying, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir!”
The man removes his oxygen mask, smiles, and speaks slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen closely… Are my test results back?”