An Old Cowboy Walks Into A Saloon
An elderly cowboy strides into a saloon, his sole attire being a pair of boots.
“Where’re your clothes, Slim?” questions one of the patrons.
“Back at the barn. I was tending to the horses when a stunning blonde pulled up,” he begins.
She says, ‘I want to show you something in the barn. Follow me.’
So, naturally, I followed.
In the barn, she says, ‘Strip down.’
Without hesitation, I did as she asked.
Then she disrobes and says, ‘Like what you see?’
I tell you, fellers, she had the most incredible figure I’ve ever laid eyes on! I replied, ‘Yes, ma’am, I sure do!’
Next thing I know, she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says, ‘Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!’
So I pulled on my boots, and that’s how I ended up here.”