Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup
The nurse instructed him to disrobe and put on a medical gown for examination by the doctor.
“Right here in front of you?” he inquired, feeling bashful.
The nurse replied, “No, not right in front of me. I’ve seen the human body many times.”
The man responded, “Not one like mine. You’d burst into laughter at my physique.”
“Rest assured, I won’t laugh,” the nurse reassured the patient. “I’m a professional, and in over twenty years, I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” the patient agreed, and he proceeded to lower his pants, revealing a well-built physique with the tiniest adult male organ the nurse had ever encountered.
In terms of size, it closely resembled a AAA battery.
Despite her best efforts to stifle it, a giggle slipped out of the nurse, and she found herself laughing at the absurdity of her own laughter.
Regretting her lack of control and professionalism, she composed herself as best as she could.
“I’m truly sorry,” she apologized, “I don’t know what came over me. I promise on my honor as a nurse and a lady that it won’t happen again. Now, please, tell me, what appears to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.