A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A taxi driver picks up a Nun. As she enters the cab, she notices the very handsome cab driver who can’t seem to stop staring at her. Curious, she inquires about the reason for his gaze.
He replies, “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She reassures him, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
He hesitates before confessing, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that – you have to be single, and you must be Catholic.”
Excitedly, the cab driver exclaims, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
In the alley, the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. However, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
Concerned, the nun asks, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied, and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Steve, and I’m going to a Halloween party!”