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A Cabbie Taxi Driver Picks Up A Nun

A Cabbie Taxi Driver Picks Up A Nun

A taxi driver picks up a Nun, and as she enters the cab, she notices the incredibly handsome driver who can’t seem to stop staring at her. She curiously inquires, “Why are you staring at me?”

He responds, “I have a question I’d like to ask, but I don’t want to be disrespectful.”

She reassures him, “My dear, you cannot offend me. After a lifetime as a nun, you see and hear just about everything. I’m confident there’s nothing you could ask or say that would be offensive.”

The driver hesitates before confessing, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy about a nun kissing me.”

With a playful smile, she says, “Let’s see what we can do about that, but there are conditions. First, you have to be single, and second, you must be Catholic.”

Excitedly, the cab driver agrees, “Yes, I’m single, and I’m Catholic!”

“Very well,” the nun says, “Pull into the next alley.”

In the alley, the nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss that would make even the boldest blush. However, as they return to the road, the cab driver begins to cry.

Concerned, the nun asks, “My dear child, why are you crying?”

He tearfully admits, “Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied to you. I’m married, and I’m Jewish.”

The nun, with a mischievous grin, responds, “That’s quite all right. My name is Steve, and I’m on my way to a Halloween party!”

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